May I have a hug please?
Anonymous*picks up squirmy little human and holds against chassis.* There there.
Anonymous
Steve, you little cutie, you're finally back online! I was beginning to worry something terrible happened. How are you? I saw that your dear senpai noticed you not too long ago. Has he spoken to you since finding your blog?
Hi there, Derek’s girlfriend. I’m doing as well as I always am, same old routine with the occasional pleasure of working under the Commander.
Yes he found me… and no, but he’s keeping watch. Hopefully not too closely. 0n0
What do you think of fangirls that want to marry Starscream? Not that I'm one. They can have him! Or...you can have him! Whichever one.
AnonymousOne does not simply ‘have’ Commander Starscream!
You must be chosen!
I will never be chosen ;_________;
C-C-Commander Starscream!!! I didn’t… realize you had a blog! I… this is just.. you don’t want to read this blog, it’s definitely a waste of time, definitely something to scroll right past.
Can I h-help you, Sir?
Hmm, I don’t know, you have some rather … interesting posts on here. I think I might stick around and make certain you don’t post anything incriminating. Carry on, soldier, don’t mind me.
Y-Yes Sir!
C-C-Commander Starscream!!! I didn’t… realize you had a blog! I… this is just.. you don’t want to read this blog, it’s definitely a waste of time, definitely something to scroll right past.
Can I h-help you, Sir?
If I could fly I would let you ride me anywhere. <3
IF I COULD FLY I WOULD CARRY YOU ANYWHERE.
ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU SAVAGE?
I like the original better. I just wish I could picture Starscream’s face if you said it to him.
First he’d be shocked…
Then he’d remember who he is and who you are…
But then he’d go complain about it to everyone he knows…
Because he can’t get it off his processor, and secretly feels like…
Wow I was not expecting that ending… >A<
Hmm. Now that I think about it, you might actually have a 1% chance with him, if you dote him with complements. But he’ll probably just beat you to slag.
Derek Stop.. that 1% is embarrassing me. ;_;
Hey Steve, have you seen the picture of Starscream as a My Little Pony?
No, but I’ve seen them battle. It was obviously rigged, however, because the great Commander Starscream would have no problem crushing that overly-colored organic! >:[
